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Kisah Ayam Melintas Jalan!

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Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? What they have to say.
Kindergarten teacher:
Because it wanted to look for food on the other side.

Simmy Vellius Value:
kita sude bikin banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti guna jembatan untuk lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan, beritau sama saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll....itu jambatan mesti ada tahan 100 tahun. Lain kali bole kasi tutup..kita bole survey mana ada rosak.

Karaumi Singhi Walias:
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-ayam itu sedang melintas jalan. Mereka bukan sahaja melintas jalan, malah membuang najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran yang paling hebat di maya ini. Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam agar menahan najis sewaktu melintas jalan, sekian saya sudahi dengan.........Ayam di jalan di lintaskan; Ayam di reban mati tak makan.

Wani Kamirudin:
Ape kejadahnyer ini semua, KL dah jadik reban ayam, mak bapak ayam asyik menganga saje.Ayam semua dah besar kepala,..dan dah tak nak duduk reban...dan bertambah biadap dan buat perkara yg tak masuk dek akal!

Zainolias Ariffini Ismaili:
Ada saksi menyatakan yang mereka dapat melihat ayam-ayam ini melintasi jalan-jalan di kampung ini pada waktu malam. Ada yang menyatakan ayam-ayam ini merupakan penyamaran jin. Dan ada juga mengaitkan ia berkaitan dengan peristiwa silam di kampung ini. Apakah sebenarnya maksud tersirat ayam-ayam ini melintas jalan? Oleh itu saya akhiri, "Jangan biarkan hidup anda diselubungi misteri........."

Zainul Alima Kadira :
"Ayam siapa kalau bukan ayam kita..."

Sisters in ?:
We abhor the thoughts of the rooster enslaving the hen, that is why female chicken must be brave and know their rights before they cross the road,....and some cross to escape the master/slave marriage....but this Taliban minded syaria court is no help to the grieving hens...all chicken hens should not vote for IFL!

Abdil Fatih Haroniah:
Ayam-ayam yg melintas ini semua adalah kerana mereka ayam-ayam yang GATAL......

Md. Sad Yosof:
Apa salah nya...biarkan mereka lintas...tutup sebelah mata ajelah...ayam-ayam terlebih besar sikit shj.Lagi pun semua nya itu ayam saya.


Sahrin Abdil Samat:
Ini adalah prinsip saya. Ayam-ayam tak boleh dibenarkan melintas jalan.
Kalau beginilah, maka ia nya bertentangan dgn prinsip saya, maka saya RESIGN.

Dany Browny (Da Vinci's code?):
The chicken used to a member of a secret society Poultry of Sion. The Opus Dei chickens are on its back because of the missing parshments of Les Dossiers Secrets. And they(Opus Dei)are known for their 'corporal mortification' practice.

Richardy M. Nixony:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

Ronaldo Reaganest:
I forget. But of course this is for their SDI (Strategic Defense Initiative) program if I'm not mistaken.

Billy Clintony:
I've had met so many chicks that like to blow, I can't remember them all...but I like White House intern chicks, like Monica Lewinsky....Ooops I'm sorry Hillary.

Georgy Bushy:
These chicken inspector must be allowed to do their job....Let me stress now...their plutonium enrichment program must be stop, and make no mistake, we are not going to tolerate another WMD producing rouge chicken state, they are axis of evil state....and put all our options on the table..

King Arthur Anderson:
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competences required for the newly competitive market. Andersen, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.

Computer Programmer:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they would need more than one driver to access the server farm, if not they will hang in the middle of the road.

Jerryn Seinfield:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

Billy Gatesway:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Microsoft will pledge a billion for research on chicken AIDS.

Dr M&M?:
You know, I am tired of all this...'apa-nama' chicken-chicken bisnes...you know that it is our right to build the bridge on our side of the straits....so why are we chicken out?

Pak Laa:
Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan percaya khabar - khabar angin ini semua... biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam-ayam semua... jangan percaya... we've decided to scrap the scenic bridge for the best interest of the people...nothing to do with chicken. And of course others have the right to express their opinion....ini biasalah.

Jes Isi Ikan Simpson:
I know it's tuna...but is it fish or chicken that crossed the road?

Tonyn Fernandezorro:
The low fares is certainly good news to many, a majority of whom had never flown before. So why cross the road? With airasia, now everyone can fly!


Notes: Nama apa-apa yang tersebut tiada kaitan dengan sesiapa dan adalah rekaan semata-mata. Kalau adapun, hanyalah kebetulan sahaja....

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